Avoid the False Prophets

A few months ago I met my first pick-up artist. I was returning from a night on the town with Senatus when the topic turned to flirting with girls in public.

I will come clean and admit that I have dabbled into the study of what is known as “pick-up artistry.” I was fascinated by these characters and wished to delve deeper into their minds. If you ever have a spare moment I would suggest you do the same. They are a warning to all hopeful alpha males: there is no shortcut.

Senatus and I sharing perspectives and I jokingly used the term “Venetian Arts.” I was unaware that in a moment I would be “called out.”

A man to our immediate right turned to Senatus and informed him that I was correct and that he should listen to me. I myself questioned the gentleman before me. I believe my knowledge of their inside lingo painted me as ally rather than foe. In truth I was disgusted by the sight before me.

This is a guy who took up three seats. He was twice my size. His hair was an atrocious homage to the Mohawk punk era of the 70’s. Like a cheap condom his leather jacket wrapped him. His chins denoting he loved eating butter.

With beady eyes and perspiring brow he continued to engage us relishing with stories of all the “sets” he opened. His stories punctuated by sausage fingers. Redemption came in the guise of my station. He invited me to visit the “lair” where he meets other men to talk about girls.

Few men make the conscious decision to become better. Many raise their voices with lofty proclamations, but few decide. However many of the men that do decide to become better do so because they are impassioned by the lothario lifestyle. The secret to a better life becomes obscured by dreams of afternoon delights.

The reason there are few millionaires, great athletes, success stories, and free men is because these things are hard to attain. Instead of looking internally and finding the chains that hold us in our perpetual state of whining and mediocrity we look outward. We blame society, our families; some of you may even blame me for your station in life.

Few have the courage and stomach to look at themselves critically, accept the defects, and decide to rid their lives of blemish. Even fewer are willing to taste blood, feel the ache of their muscles, and the taunts of the haters. These few that survive the hazing of life dine at the table of kings.

It is unfortunate that the majority that makes the decision to better their lives attempt to take shortcuts.

No matter what your goal, be it riches or females, there is no easy way to attain. There is no magic spell nor is there a secret method. You can fake it, but you will be caught. Full of piss and vinegar.

Now the “PUA” on the metro was sold an illusion. Panem et Circenses. He was told that if he memorized a few lines, took critical eye to his body language, wore “outlandish” clothing, and made his Facebook appear as if he was living life, his life.

Rome was not built in three days. Her magnificence was crafted through centuries. The same fate is before you.

If he truly wanted to be good with girls I would have offered him some tips.

  1. Get in shape. Do you believe that a girl is enticed by the possibility of finding herself trapped beneath your rolls. No girl wants to stand behind her man and stare at a hotdog pack of a neck.

    *Health Warning: Being overweight messes with your ability to maintain erections.*

  1. Fashion is for girls. Syle is for men. There is no need for you to have a Mohawk unless your personality denotes it: you’re a musician or playing a movie role. Your appearance only makes sense if it fits you in the greater context. Look clean and presentable.
  1. Do not live for the chance to get laid. This is the path to a mediocre life. I have already discussed why you should not be blinded by beauty. Reintroduction. You must build your life into something that becomes enviable. Do not create an empire ala Zuckerberg for a girl. Create an empire for yourself. They will come on their own volition.

I have been asked why alphas are in such scarce supply. The reasons are above you. Few are willing to go through hell to reach heaven.

This is good. Scarcity works in the favor of all those boys that decide to become alpha males. Become the De Beers of the sexual market place.

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